My name is Neil. I make art and live in Omaha, Nebraska. Let's be friends! Check out my art blog: bearrison.tumblr.com

that awkward “hey please pay me to make things” text post

queerilla:

So a freelance job I started and finished over a month ago has yet to pay me and probably never will. Long story short, this is what I get for trusting nonprofits I don’t know that well. In 2 weeks I’m moving across the country for grad school, and it’s not that I was depending on that money to make that move, but every little bit counts when you use a Buick Le Sabre to tug a UHaul. 

I make all sorts of cool things and want to make cool things for you.

I don’t charge much (I think my average commission is like $40?), I just want to make things before I go so I can earn a decent amount of cash money. I also don’t expect this to be very successful campaign, so I’d be happy to get only like 2-4 projects from this. 

Here’s what will happen: you can send an email to hello@neilmakesthings.com with what you want, we can discuss prices, then I’ll make a custom listing on my Square Market that you can make a deposit on. Once we get a finished project that we both like, I’ll make a second listing for the rest of the price of the commission. And when that gets paid, you’ll receive your painting/full digital file/print, depending on what you got.

Also: A lot of the old work on my website is for sale as well so feel free to holler at me for that stuff and we can figure out what it should cost. So yeah. Let’s have fun shall we? 

Yo I rarely log onto this account but hey signal boost what what.

my “starting over on tumblr" blog referred me to follow my original blog.
whaddufuck.
follow my new blog because I’m 16.

my “starting over on tumblr" blog referred me to follow my original blog.

whaddufuck.

follow my new blog because I’m 16.

quietly starting a new blog and leaving this one

catch me if you can.

(I bet you can it’s not hard)

netnewsnebraska:

WATCH LIVE! The Nebraska Supreme Court hears two interesting cases this morning. Former State Senator Brenda Council asks the high court not to revoke her law license after being convicted of federal wire fraud related to her gambling. Also, a married same-sex couple seeks a divorce by challenging the state’s ban on gay marriage. Court begins at 9:00 AM Central, but no specific times on when these two will appear on a busy morning docket.  http://bit.ly/1oJPUz8

yo Nebraska’s same sex marriage ban might be overturned because of a divorce, how incredibly interesting is that???

netnewsnebraska:

WATCH LIVE! The Nebraska Supreme Court hears two interesting cases this morning. Former State Senator Brenda Council asks the high court not to revoke her law license after being convicted of federal wire fraud related to her gambling. Also, a married same-sex couple seeks a divorce by challenging the state’s ban on gay marriage. Court begins at 9:00 AM Central, but no specific times on when these two will appear on a busy morning docket.  http://bit.ly/1oJPUz8

yo Nebraska’s same sex marriage ban might be overturned because of a divorce, how incredibly interesting is that???

missy--u said: happy bday

this is the only ask I got on my birthday.

much tears. very sad.

And now they’re discussing Hitler #blessed #birthday #bestbirthdayever
My mom is driving Cody and I to dinner for my birthday and they are discussing STDs and pregnancy in Elementary schools #blessed #birthday #bestbirthdayever
blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

YAASSS CARMEN

pristiqdelusions DYLAN OMG

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

YAASSS CARMEN

pristiqdelusions DYLAN OMG

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tmi tuesday, it's my birthday edition

The 10 Commandments of Printmaking

lithoshop:

1. Thou shalt snappith the cheesecloth so it can be heard around the world.

2. Thou shalt wippith the copper plate ever so gently with the tarlatan.

3. Thou shalt pullith the squeegee at a 45° angle with proper force.

4. Thou shalt not ever use too much water on thy stone.

5. Thou shalt always…